Hi! I’m Ryan
I’m an advertising copywriter who believes that great writing doesn’t simply come from style and prose,
but great ideas and insights that resonate with humans.
As a former college speech & debater, I know exactly what its like to present to clients (judges) and
try to impress them without always knowing what I’m talking about.
I’m also a drummer, a sports fan, a husband, father, and a kind human-being who believes my
optimism, curiosity, and persistence are the qualities responsible for my success.
But don’t just take my word for it...
"Ryan’s greatest creative asset isn't just his pen; it’s his genuine kindness. By being a true collaborator who listens first, he creates a room where the best ideas can breathe. His good nature allows him to find the human heartbeat in every brief, ensuring that the work in his portfolio doesn't just look good—it feels right."
-AI
"Bold, disruptive, and impossible to ignore. Ryan Ohanessian is the writer you hire when you want your brand to leave a mark."
-AI
"Award-winning ideas served with a side of Michael Bay-approved danger."
-AI
"Ryan doesn't just play the drums; he wages war on them—bringing that same bone-rattling intensity to every creative brief. Whether he’s building a billboard that literally sweats or a rhythm that hits like a sledgehammer, he stays in the pocket until there's a puddle of sweat on the floor and a masterpiece in the bag. He is the only person to call when you need a pulse that demands to be heard."
-AI
“Ryan's glasses aren't just a style choice; they're a precision optical instrument for creative strategy. He has an uncanny ability to filter out the noise of culture and zoom straight into the human insight that powers great work."
-AI
-AI